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Falling Again(A Comedy)
StandUnited
Without the slightest thought, I walked on, and ended up falling, for the 6th time... I felt like my legs were somehow floating on air, being pushed by a breeze. Like the stupid idiot I am, I looked down to see myself falling. How did I not realize that? Luckily my stupidity got me somwhere, as I fell into Water. After I swam to a small Island, I was completely amazed at what I was seeing. Many homes made out of coconuts,(not sure how that was done), with eyes painted on the outsid e I came to the conclusion, that natives were living here. Wait, of course there is natives living here! What blubbering idiot makes a house of of coconut? Anyway, I was approached by something disturbing... Naked, tann skinned women. The Fact is, I am a woman myself. They started hugging me, and that scared the living crap out of me... I smiled at them, and then immediately started running away. As I ran, there was a bananna peel. Yes, a bananna peel on some random Island. WHAT THE HECK! I slipped on it and ended up falling head first into a man. Which was worse than the women.. It seemed it was disrespectful, because he conked me out with his Voodoo Staff. Which was pretty much a wooden board with a creeper face on it. Instantly I woke up. I realized I was in my bed, still surronded by the creepers trying to get out of my house. Yes, they were in my house, trying to get out, wierd huh? Its not like I smell bad... "sniffs" "gags" On that wierd note, I decided to take a walk, right when I walked outside, I fell off some random cliff that appeared randomly. And then I knew, this may be my life forever. The Same thing, happening over, and over again. "audience boos" HEY SHUT UP, ITS A GOOD BOOK.