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Joke Book (Beer festival)
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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer The guy from Corona sits down and says, ''Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a corona.'' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, ''I'd like the best beer in the world, give me a Budweiser.'' The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, ''I'd like a beer made of Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.'' And He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, ''Give me a Coke.'' The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask '' Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?'' and the president replies, ''Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.'' :: Made by Zeke