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Joke Journal
Jon021
one day in my travels around laurelin, I was walking through the woods. I see this beautiful woman walking throught the woods as well. I yell to her "hey, how are you doing? what brings a lady like you to the woods ?" I hear no response, so I assume, with my man-brain, she's playing hard to get. So I chase her until I finally catch up. then She turns around, and I see a creeper's face. SSSSS yep. that's my life for ya. ::have any of you ever been to the Orc nation? I went there with one of my guard-friends once. as soon as we enter sanhar he says to me "hey you might want to take your a rmor off."" I think to myself "why should I?? Are they going to kill me because I'm wearing armor?? " Then after we finished our business in sanhar, an orc stops me in the road and he says "I'm g oing to kill you!!" I say "why kill me?? what'd I do??" He says, "You're wearing armor! I hate armored men!" I hardly escape from that guy, and later ((lol)) I ask my buddy about how he knew about that guy who hates armor. aye