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Limericks of Dunwood - by Petyr
drplat
These are a collection of limericks that I've written about Dunwood, meself, me friends, and some other fellas I know! I hope ya enjoy. They can be a bit dirty, and they're always comical, yes! No.1 - A Dunwood halflin' friend o' mine,/When asked how much he did dine,/ Replied, "Both me breakfasts,/Elevenses, lunch, /Tea, dinner, supper, and wine! :: No.2 - Ol' Seth did go to the bar,/And met a fine lass from Sanhar,/ And now when I visit/His small halflin' home,/ There be too many half-orcs dar! :: No.3 - An elf lass whose clothing was strewed,/ By winds that left her quite nude,/ Saw ol' Kip come along,/And unless I am wrong,/ Ya expected this line to be lewd! :: No.4 - When the Wanderin' Wizard fer sure/ Entered me bar sayin, "Sir,/ I require all the ales/That ya have fer sale,/ The rest o' this rhyme is censored. :: No. 5 - Harvestin' crops ain't no fun,/ Nor is plantin' seeds none, yet/ I love me hot bread/ And ale in me head,/ So I'll work all day in the sun. :: No.6 - Yer the prettiest lass that I've met/ No prettier lass could I get,/ Wow, I must be drinkin',/ If this is what I'm thinkin',/ Fer this beautiful lass is me pet! :: These rhymes pack laughs astronomical/ In a space that is quite economical!/ But the good ones I've seen/ So seldom are clean,/ And the clean ones so seldom are comical!