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Dear, Mr. Ork
greeneggsnham555
I am writing this to explain to bastion why I was being 'rude' to you. First: You aproached me and Spit on my boot. Second: You offered me some 'Halfling' Soup, as you must know is incredably repusive to humans. Third: After I asked you to leave you refused and said you were going to follow me because you were 'bored' Are you happy 'Sir'? I suppose not.