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The Ballad of Chris
Groundhawg
A man named Chris he came to town! :: He didn't know he'd make us frown. :: He bought a house, so humble strong. :: He didn't know he'd not be here long. :: He sold his wares from out the door. :: The shattered law lay on the floor. ::   The guard came to take him in. :: He ran so fast he escaped Flynn! :: To the chapel he did go.  :: Priests locked the door with Chris on show! :: Chris hid with them, hid from the guard. :: Had they been able they'd hit him hard! :: The guard and priests they fought with words! :: Across the city, the shouting was heard! :: Three days, three nights the battle ran! :: Three days, three nights with sword in hand! :: Until one day agreement was found. :: Throw him out, out on the ground! :: And to this day he can't return! :: For if he does he'll surely burn. :: The guard now know his little tricks.  :: They'd kill him fast, if just for kicks! :: And now you know the tale of Chris! :: If you see him, don't give him bliss! :: Kick his ass and take his name! :: In the end his life he'll miss!