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The Stroy of Ted
Epic_Potatoe
One day,a young fellow named Ted was walking his dog.He was passing the Oren guard barracks t hen he picked up a log of shit his dog shit out and lobbed it at a guard. The guard then knew he could not face the terrifying 9 year old with his shit swords skill, So he formed a squad of 20 men to raid the little boys house. the little boy then punched a single guard and he died on impact. the prince got mad that his guards suck,so he set the house of Ted on fire. Only thing is, fire spread doesnt work, and the prince hung himself. :: The End.