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Dealing with Dwarfs
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By Rivell Gordian :: ____________________ :: Dwarves are, without question, the most abhorring spawn of Aegis. They spend their lives burrowing through rocks and mud, before returning home to poison themselves with too much ale and poorly cooked meat. Of course, like many civilized men I'd much rather avoid dealing with dwarves altogether, but even I cannot deny the necessity of talking to dwarves every now and then. :: If you ever have the misfortune of such an event, I would advise you to keep to the following pointers: :: - Never allow a dwarf to consume beer within your house. Despite the hair, passed out dwarf does not make convenient carpet. :: - If a dwarf sees something breakable, he has to smash it. If he sees something that isn't breakable , he'll consider it a challenge and try to smash it for hours on end. Keep all possessions on a safe distance from all dwarves (the top shelf will do.) :: - Do not let any dwarves sit on your best furniture. If possible, cover all seats with rags and say it's fashion. :: -Never, under ANY circumstances, no matter how applicable it is, use the phrase 'be the bigger man'