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Da 'umie Translation
Alex_Pan
((This is the story of how Aerog'Lur The Great became universally known as the strongest glad iator in all of Krugmar. The story starts with a normal day in Sanhar. The orcs of Sanhar had gather ed at Craotor's Inn. We were very drunk and having a good time. An elf in the inn thought we were being too loud, so the elf hit me in the stomach as hard as he could. "YOU!", I said, "THE ELF HIT ME!". So I challenged th e elf to a fight in the pit ourside Sanhar. All the orcs came to watch me fight the elf. We stood on opposite sides of the pit, and Dominus Craotor refereed the fight. The fight star ted and I used the combo, 'Left, right, uppercut'. The stupid elf dropped to the floor, dead. I lick ed the blood from his neck and spread the blood over my head to show off my prowess. Then, I pissed on his skull. All the orcs cheered me on for killed the elf. However, the Domi nus got jealous - unbelievable, right? Craotor got jealous because I was so popular after winning. S o, Craotor challenged me to a fight. I didn't want to fight him because he's a big orc, but he challanged me, so I had to fight him. So we went into the pit. But first, we got drunk , and then we fought. So we fought for a while with no clear winner, but I was pretty sure I had the upper-hand. With the combo 'Left jab, left jab, right hook, left hook, right roundhouse kick' he fell to the ground, barely breathing. I licked the blood off his face and apoligized for b eating him up. I was so excited because I beat Craotor, and Craotor beat the Rex, so that means I'm the best fighter in all of Krugmar! After the fight, I got many females... Surprise ending ; )