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Help!
rittsy
I am writing this note in haste. At the moment I am getting mauled to death by a mob of pigmen! Yes, I know what you are thinking: why am I writing this note at all, if I am about to be savagely mutilated by pigmen, when I could be running? Well actually, its a funny story: it all started when I fi...... Oh! I just lost an arm! I really need to hurry, the situation keeps getting more dire! So where was I...... Ah. Yes. I remember now! It all started when I was told by my brother that if I was eve....... Dang! There goes my legs! I am getting worried that I may not finish this note in time, so I need to speed up! As i was sayi... ... ... Shoot! There goes my other arm! I am now writing this note with the quill in between my mouth, as I have no limbs remaining! As I started before it all started when I wa a;slhtapth m,.a