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"Monsters and how to kill'em"
Botar
(INTRODUCTION) Hello there! glad to see you picked up this book and with it the first step Into the task of defending yourself for the evil and deadly creatures that infest are lands , are lives and even are own homes also on that note any deaths as a result of this book are not my fault (CHAPTER 1: Zombies) Now a zombie in layman's terms is a corpse of a dead person who may have died a painful death, left things undone, or we unlucky enough to be friends with a necromancer but dont worry due to age they are rather slow and easy to hit but they also have massive amounts of strength and can hit hard and if not careful be snacking on  your face , but do not worry for with this guide you can slay them left and right. SWORDS: now they are good so slaying zombies for the fact they have great choping and sliceing power and easily chop off the head of a zombie killing it BOW & ARROW: now these are great killing tools for the fact you dont even have to get into the zombies range just snipe and laugh at the undead bugger as he has arrows sticking out of his face (CHAPTER 2 : skeleton) Now these bastards are aundead but due to there boney nature and do not really have any hand to hand combat ability they use the bow and arrow to shoot there target from afar. SWORDS: Now strangly enough these are the best tools for geting rid of the creature cause even if it has no flesh a sword cuting through ribs is still deadly. BOW & ARROWS: Now these are a good choice if you want to stay away from it but this could lead to a drawn out shoot out, beware. (CHAPTER 3: Spiders) These large, possibly altered arachnid's are fast and deadly but being nocturnal they are peaceful and relatively harmless during the day. SWORDS: these are the second best choice of tool to use due to the spider  's ability of fast movement and thus could get in hits on you before you kill it. BOW & ARROWS: now these are the optimal tools for dispatching the critter because of  range advantage you would claim over it and its eight legged stupidity. (CHAPTER 4: Creeper) Now these damnable things are a really big menace to all of us. they cause damage by blowing them self's up causing physical and property damage to everyhting in the area causing area's of land becoming no man's lands, filled with craters and ash. SWORDS: now for obvious reasons going into melee combat with this thing is a bad idea but if you can back up after striking it you can get enough shots on it to take it down. BOW & ARROWS: now these are the best tools to kill the creature cause ifit can not reach you it will not explode. (CHAPTER 5: Spiderjockey) Now these are rare but equally dangerous they are a example of enemy unions at work as a skeleton riding a spider granting the best of both and the weakness of neither due to the speed and deadly effective ness of it. SWORDS: now closeing the gap is the best idea here so swords are needed and will most likely what save's you bacon. BOW & ARROWS: now these are also useful for pelting the monster from affar and badly damage it before going in for the kill. (CONCLUSION) i hope you learned something from this book and that it should serve you well with its useful tips and help on how to kill the monsters of the everyday. thank you.