4040 Nonsense sprintindwarf Ladies and Gentlemen Peons and Peasants Cross Eyed Mosquitos and Bowlegged Ants. Grab a chair and sit on the floor, and ill tell you a story ive naever heard before. One great day in the middle of night, two dead boys got up to fight. back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. a deaf gaurd heard the noise, he came and killed the two dead boys. If you dont believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!