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The Lobster Unicycle Ride.
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Tam: Hello Mum. Hello Dad. Father: Hello Tam, hows my pride and joy?    Tam: Fine thanks.   Mother:Well Tam you have fin ally done it. You are famous now. And i cant say im very pleased about it.   Tam:What do you mean " im famous"?   Mother:I mean this,young lady. Look at this. You have made front page News!   Tam: *reads* Giant Lobster Rides Unicycle Coast to Coast Hmmm what makes you think th at it was me?  Mother: Well Tam, i dont know anyone else who dresses up like a lobster and has her o wn unicycle!   Tam: Fair point.   Father:Coast to coast. Well done Tam!  Mother George!  Stop encouraging her! What on earth were you thinking, Cycling all the way to The Atlantic dressed as a bloody lobster?!   Tam: I was just doing my job.    Mother: What does this have to do with your job? you are supposed to stand in front of the restaurant and hand out menus.   Tam: Mr_muckwater told me to go out and get alot of attention. What i did is called a publicity stunt.   Father: Good for you Tam! Mother: George!  Father: Which route did you take?   Tam: Well, first i took the bus to boness,then i cycled the A904 to Falkirk, then the B816 to Bonnybrigde...   Mother: To Bonnybridge! What if Great Aunt Catherine had seen you?!   Tam:oh.. he did.   Mother: What?! Tam: I mean her. She looks like a he, but i had to stop and use her loo   Mother: You Dident! Tam: Dident i??  Mother: TAM!  Tam: She was very happy to see me. though i did give her a bit of a shock. Father: Dont worry i will talk to Catherine. What has Mr_Muchwater said? Tam: Oh, hes ever so pleased. He said i even made the London papers   Mother: What?! Tam: Hes given me a raise and a bonus. And these free dinner coupons for you and Mum. Father Excellent Tam!  Mother:Tam, i think you are taking this job much too seriously... Tam: No im not.  Mother: Tam, you have had that outfit on for two days straight! Tam: three actually.  Mother: Dont tell me you wore that outfit to school! Tam: OK.  Mother: Did you wear it in school??  Tam: No   Mother: Good.  Tam: I put it on at t at lunchtime. I only wore it to Chemistry and English.  Father: And what did you teachers say