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The Journeys of Eric the Homeless Traveler:  Book 1
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Our story follows the life of a homeless traveler named Eric, formerly known as Crazy Eric . I am Eric . ;;  I have traveled to many places, some of them including Kal'Urgan, Laurelin (Which I visit very f requently), Valen-something, Kal'Rog, and many other major cities. Personally, my favorite of these is Laurelin. ;;  But nevermind that. ;;  Very recently, I visited Evolo-whateveritscalled, and I saw an untamed wolf En Route. Excited, I screamed, "OH MY GOD IT'S A LITTLE CUDJO!!!!", and began a frantic search to find bones. Of course, of the 31 or so skeletons I killed, none of them dropped any bones. ;;  I then became lost, and so, I travelled to Val-something, where I searched for Evolo-whateveritscalled, but it was a fruitless effort. ;;  Upset by this, I then searvhed and searched for more skeletons, but, again, to no avail. And so, I (Unsurprisingly,) searched for the Cudjo I had found before. I found him rather quickly. Sadly, I made my way back to Laurelin, and had a brilliant idea just as the little Cudjo faded from view. ;;  "THAT'S IT!!!!", I cried, "I'LL USE A FISHING POLE AS A LEASH!!!!" ;;  But as the fishing pole latched on to little Cudjo, he took his last breath, his laast view of the cruel world that he was about to leave. ;; ;;  Obviously, he died. ;; ;;  Enraged at myself for making such a stupid, obvious mistake, I fled to a pub not far away. ;; ;; ;; ;;  And so here I am, in the attic of The Happy Halfling, writing of my recent adventure . ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;;  To be continued.... Oh, and as I made my way back down to the entrance floor of The Happy Halfling, I found a tamed Cudjo of somebody else's ownership,