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Oasis Dayily
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ORKS ILEGALY TOLLING ON KING'S ROAD: Today, the illegal Ork toll road was distroyed\ by order of the king. The orks would sit above on a bridge, jump down, and mug unsuspecting travelers if they didnt pay a toll of a rediculissly high 300 minas to pass FISH ON FIRE: Fish are now 60% more likely to bite because of the cold weather. "they are extreamly hungry from the hard winter and need food!" says one elf expert THE DAILY DROP, ZOMBIEES DROPING BURNT FLESH: as you probobly know, allmost all zombiees drop burnt flsh apon death, but what you didnt know is that it is eatable thats right! you can eat burnt flesh! it makes you sick, and it will slowly kill you but it will keep you alive!