5900 Ella's guide to being a Guard Ellacohed In this book you will learn my tips on being a Guard . :: Tip 1: Listen to your Captain because if you don't you will get in trouble. ::Tip 2 Be nice but firm. Be nice to all citizens but be firm when needed . Be firm on people not following the laws. ::Tip 3 Enjoy being a Guard: If you don't enjoy it, why are you one? Have fun with your job and still take it serious.