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'ow Ja shuld kill sumune
mingsly
chapter 1. Killing dem quick ::If dere is sumune dat annoyed ja (In dis case a 'ummie) and ja sumwhere where killing no liked (like da 'ummie town) den ja must kill da tupid person quick and make sure they no scream . To do dat ja must first tell da piece of skah ta sum wit ja sumwhere quit den when ja dere, ja must pull ja sword out and cut 'is neck without da arse-hole hearing ja. If dis no work and da guards hear ja den ja shud climb ta da 'ighest place dat dere is and de n jump on da tupid guards wit ja sword, klomping dem une by une.  jump on dem wit ja sword until dey on da ground crying. When dis happens dell dem dat dey nee d ta give ja all dere stoff or ja will eat dem. If dis no work den  chop off dere head wit ja sword and wear it like a 'elmet. dis da end of dis chapter on ta chapter 2!  ::Chapter 2 when da run. ::Ja shud never run and if ja do i will kill ja. But if ja only a weak tupid 'ummie dat only knows ' ow ta 'ave babbys den ja shud run when an orc tells ja ta fight 'im. 'Nd if ja a yummy squel den it not very clever ta stay where ja are if dere an orcsie. Cause dat makes it too easy. Ja shud run quik den shuut da orc wit ja bow ta piss 'im off when he catches up spit on 'im ta make 'im super angry den jump inta a but of 'ot water fur 'im ta c ook ja. Da last ding ja shud know is whut is da best way ta kill twiggys. and dat's whuts in da next chapter so read it ja tupid skah eater! ::Chapter 3 Huw ta klomp twiggys. ::First if dere's a twiggy ja know like, piss 'im off by burning 'is tree. Den when 'e goes da beardie ta tell on ja say "It not me it was ja!" den run away ta stop da tupid beardie getting ja. when ja 'ave run away 'ide outside da burned down tree. When da twiggy cums along eat 'im den piss o n 'is skull