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Wilderness Survival Guide
Kended
Hello there' ye fair travelers. This be the guide of Surviving out there en' the wild. It's a hard life out there, with many things aimed' at killin' off ye'! Hopefully this can help ye' out. So, lets start off with the pressin' matter of survival and daylight. Ye' be wanting te' get outta' any wild areas, make ye' self to a town,or if not, make ye' self a shelter. Start this here' task by getting supplies,dirt,wood,cobble,any thing'll do. If ye' plan to be stayin' for the night, make it small, that way ye dont attract attention to ye' self. If ye' plan to be there for a bit, make ye' base hidden. Perhaps in the' base of a great mountain. After ye' do that, ye got the pressin' matter of food to cova'. It' ain't hard if ye' know where te' look. Many things can be made into some yummy food! *Laughs* When' me here, was a young lil' dwarf, mi' parents were kidnapped and i was alone! But ye' know me, i'm a hard ol' dwarf, *Laughs* it takes more than loneliness to kill me' I taught me' self to know bad food from good food, and i' survived! Lets start, this here' chickens in aegis be too' small to eat! Ye' might as well eat feathers! Ahhh, and this here cows seem rather thin' too mi' pals! So that be' leavin' us with this here pigs, they happen to be rather' fat in this here' world! They are ye' primary source of food, but there be more! Ye' can find mushrooms in caves and under some trees mi' pals! They can make a harty stew for yer. If ye' got a bowl, ye' can get two types of mushrooms and mix em up! There be some cakes' ye can eat, but alas, i was never taught on how to make em'. Alrighty, that be coverin' the food, ye' then got the dangers of this' here outside world! Let's start us off with the spiders, they jus' be some overgrown vermin with a taste' for some meat! They' be attackin' anything that moves. Next ye' got these here, oh what'da call em...Walking dead? They' be the ones with flesh and want some mor'. They luckily be rather slow, so ye' can outrun em. Alas, we come to the walkin' bones! They be' huntin' ye down with bows & arrows! They' don't seem to be too fast though', so ye' can outrun em, but they got' range! Ye' can't be forgettin about this here, walkin green men! They be explodin' themselves on ye' and trying to take ya' with them to hell! Ahh...so we covered shelter, and food! This here' be all I can teach ye' without findin' ya in Aegis! Last thing' before I go.... there may be bandits, there may be murderers, there may be thiefs.... but' when there be a cold' chill headin' down yer' spine... and ye' feel like you're not alone...If ye' ever sense and unexplainable presence, and ye' be alone...just run lad'! There be unexplainable presences in this world! I hear them as undead, and if ye' aren't armed, even if ye' be armed, they seem to be capable of unimaginable powers...much more' than any of the other races..... If ye' ever feel you need help, seek me out friend, for I be stayin' in oren,under a a bridge....or maybe even that there inn....G'day friend, keep this book special! May the dwarven king watch over you, and may ye' feel the strength of 10 men!